Alma Mater by Elmer Fudd

Alma Mater
(Elmer Fudd Version)

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Haiw, Awma Matew! We thy chiwdwen sing thee;
Honow and gwowy may we evew bwing thee;
By ouw devotion upwawd we wiww wing thee,
Pwoud of thy pwogwess.

Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Hewe whewe ouw fathews fought that they might give us
Fweedom fowevew fwom a tywant gwievous,
Teach us to chewish what they died to weave us
Stiwwed by theiw spiwit.

Gewmantown High Schoow, we wiww sewve thee evew;
Woyaw and woving, we wiww faiw thee nevew;
We wiww exawt thee by ouw joint endeavow, and of thy gweatness.
Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!